At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer, you will find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer. - Unknown

If your computer says, "Printer out of Paper," this problem cannot be resolved by continuously clicking the "OK" button. - Unknown

A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. - Unknown

The Internet's completely over. All these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you.

- Prince